The Barkington Post

  • Aging Pooch Declares Retirement from Guard Dog Duties, Prefers Guarding Couch

    Aging Pooch Declares Retirement from Guard Dog ...

    SUNNYVALE, CA—Veteran guard dog, Bruno, a stoic German Shepherd with over a decade of service, officially announced his retirement from all guard dog responsibilities this Monday. The announcement was made...
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  • Local Canine Convinced Intermittent Fasting is Just a Fancy Term for Owner Forgetting to Feed Him

    Local Canine Convinced Intermittent Fasting is ...

    BOULDER, CO—Local dog Max expressed his growing suspicion that the new intermittent fasting craze is simply a cover-up for his owner's forgetfulness in feeding him. The Rhodesian Ridgeback mix has been...
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